About YCWD
So you've ventured into the world of owning a backyard flock, and it's been going great!
And yet.....
Bella has bloody poop.
Vera is sneezing.
Speckles hasn't laid in days.
Cuddles looks cold.
Will they die?
....Probably.
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Think of this website as your friendly reality check.
A grim reaper of poultry, if you will, and being the kind, selfless souls we are, we have prepared this handy website to assist you in the event that Doris is off her medicated crumble.
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Chickens love to die
Raccoons, Hawks, Minks, Dogs, Owls, Weasels, Eagles, Viruses, bacterial infections, Tumors, Herpes, Parasites, Protozoa, Fungus, Mites, Lice, Injury, Nutritional Deficiencies, Cedar Bedding, and just a Dirty Fucking Look from your neighbor can give your chickens an untimely and too soon passing.
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The Pro's here at YCWD Headquarters have compiled a list of symptoms, and what to expect on our Sick Chicken Symptom Checker page!
Did Your Fucknut Bird Die Today?
Some of you care deeply, you loved that damn bird, with her shimmery beetle green sheen and her pretty blue eggs.
She had a name, a story.
Lay her to rest in our community group with a picture of her cold lifeless body, or the feathers she left behind, and a message of how you helped her out of that little shell, nurtured her for 5 months with warm enriched mash, egg yolks and very expensive dried insects, and created a small coop for her that is nicer than your home.
Buy Some Shitty Merch
Bitch, we need cash to remove the ads from this site and to give it a proper domain name.
Buy a Tee, or better yet, a Hoodie, as we get more $$$ from those. Sometimes the code HOLIDAY15 works.
We might come up with some new designs when we have finished chucking bird corpses in the compost pile.